What Women Want In Bed

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1. TAKING CHARGE
Oh, there will be some women who feel that
you are pushy. If you are making out with a
woman, and she starts to push back, ask
nicely if things are moving too fast.
If she says yes, say something like “I’m
sorry – you just look so fucking delicious.
I’ll go slower.” Otherwise, skillfully move
forward.
If you start kissing a woman, and she
responds well, and before long, you’re both
on the floor with her skirt pushed up, and
you on top of her, it’s not the time to roll
onto your back and start awkwardly
stroking the top of her head.
Seriously, grow a goddamn pair. YOU’RE
the man. Act like one.
2. CLIT PLAY
It’s different for every woman, so ask what
she likes. Do not, I repeat, do not just wiggle
your fingers around her pussy like you’re
trying to tickle her.
Do not drum your fingertips against her
vulva like you are impatiently waiting at
the Sears Tire Center for your receipt. Do
not push the clit like it is a doorbell at some
house that you need to get inside of.
Start by using all four fingers with firm yet
gentle pressure against the outside of her
pussy. Do not charge in with a single finger
and start jabbing at things.
And if you really don’t know what to do,
ask her. Just ask. “How do you like it?”.
It’s a simple question, and most women will
answer straight out. If she’s being all coy,
ask “Do you like pressure? Is it sensitive?”
The clitoris is a varied item, indeed.
Treat each one as though you have never
encountered one before. Forget everything
that your last partner liked.
3. A GOOD FUCK
Yes, there are women out there who want to
“make love” every time – sweet, gentle,
rocking love with lots of eye contact and
loving kisses.
Those women are not the majority.
The majority like to be pounded. The
majority like to have their hair pulled.
The majority like a good, solid
jackhammering.
When a woman is bucking wildly against
you, it’s not because she wants you to pull
back and slowly swirl your cock around her
vagina like you’re mixing a cake batter up
there.
It’s because she wants you to hold down her
arms, or grab her hips, or push her legs
above her head, and fuck her harder.
Don’t be too afraid of what this means as
far as gender equality goes – I am a raging
feminist bitch, but I still want to be
penetrated like you are planning on fucking
my throat from the inside out.
4. A LITTLE ROUGHNESS
Do not pretend that you had no idea that
some women like their hair pulled. Do not
act shocked if she wants you to spank her
(“Really? Spanking? Won’t it hurt?” – yes,
it does. That’s the fucking point).
We know you’ve read Stuff and Maxim, and
that’s all those laddie mags talk about in
their “How to Please Her” sections. Start
with light, full handed smacks to the area
of her ass that she sits on.
Judge her response and continue on from
there.
You don’t have to bend her over one knee
and tell her she’s a naughty girl and that
Daddy’s going to punish her; save that for
the fifth date.
Women are less delicate than you think, so
don’t worry about breaking her hip.
If you’re not strong enough to leave a mark,
do something about it. Get to the gym and
lift skinny boy.
5. MAKE SOME NOISE!!!
Otherwise, they feel like they are fucking a
ninja. Unless you actually are a ninja, and
have sneaked into. their rooms with vibrating
nanuchaku and zippered black pajamas,
please, please make some noise.
If you’re banging a woman, and she’s
crying out and saying your name and
moaning, and you can’t even manage a
grunt, she’s going to feel like an idiot.
You don’t have to make the sounds she is
making, but do SOMETHING. You know how
when you are watching porn, and the girl
does something great to the guy and the guy
kind of goes “Ah!”, half grunt, half yell?
That’s HOT. Do that. Whisper our name
(assuming you know it) gruffly. Groan
against her neck when you’re in missionary
position.
You don’t have to grunt like a mountain
gorilla, but if you are totally mute, she’s
going to get worried.
6. TALK DIRTY
If you’d like to get some dirty talk going, ask
her if she likes the way you fuck her. If she
responds well, continue with something
like, “I love fucking you. God, you look so
fucking hot.”
Is she still moaning in response? “Your tits
are so beautiful.” Does that work? If she
doesn’t respond well to the term “tits”, you
might have to stop there.
If she keep moaning or responding, pass
Go and collect $200. Try the following:
“Oh, god. Your pussy is SO tight.”
“You’re so wet – are you wet because you
like the feel of my cock ramming you?”
“I think I’m going to come inside you. I’m
going to fill up your little cunt.” (It doesn’t
matter that you’re wearing a condom; we
LOVE hearing this.)
If all of those work, you can then progress
to things like “sexy little bitch” and “dirty
whore”. Tread carefully, but please, tread.
Do not tiptoe. Do not sit down. Charge.
7. YOU AINT OBLIGATED TO EATING HER
In return, she’s not obligated to choke on
your dick. Don’t skip one and expect the
other.
If you do eat a woman out, the only
comment you should make about her pussy
is how nice it is.
The length of her labia minora, the color of
her interior, her waxing job or full bush –
you are not John Madden. No time for color
commentary.
8. DONT BITCH ABOUT CONDOMS
Oh, they hate them. Trust me. They hurt them
more than they hurt you. But they don’t
want to be preggers, and you don’t want to
catch anything, right?
Don’t whine about condom sex.
Do not explain that you can’t come with
one on. LEARN to come with one on, or if
not, help us figure out what to do with you
once we’re satisfied and it’s time for you to
let loose your load

Habits Of A GentleMan

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1. Opening doors
2. Saving the last bite of food
3. Spending time with your family
4. Suffering through a girly movie
5. Sending flowers
6. Walking on the outside of the sidewalk
7. Kissing your forehead
8. Filling up your gas tank
9. Putting your jacket on
In a world filled with late-night booty calls,
infidelity and a general “hit it and split it”
mentality, it’s easy to become jaded by
today’s dating scene.
As women, we brace ourselves for the worst,
proceeding with extreme caution during the
first few months, for fear of falling victim to
the aforementioned debauchery in which so
many men partake.
It’s a welcome relief, then, when we stumble
upon those few true gentlemen. They exude
chivalry with even their smallest actions, and
remind us that there are still good ones out
there.
It doesn’t take a grand gesture or costly
display of affection to win a girl over. Often, it
just takes a little sincerity and display of
genuine romantic interest.
Despite popular opinion, chivalry is not dead
— here are 9 everyday gestures of men that
prove it:
A guy who takes the time to come around and
open the car door for you is a keeper, not to
mention a commodity this winter.
With certain states getting up to five inches of
snow an hour, do you want to be left standing
outside in a blizzard while your date gets nice
and toasty in the driver’s seat?
Recognize and appreciate a guy who puts your
comfort and well-being first, even if it’s just
for a few extra seconds.
They say the way to a man’s heart is through
his stomach. So, when he saves the last bite
for you, it’s basically him saying he likes you
more than whatever meal is in front of him.
Which, for the record, is a lot.
A guy who shows an interest in your baby
photos, coaches your little brother on how to
throw a football and compliments your
mother’s cooking is a guy who’s in it for the
long haul. These are small gestures, but they
speak volumes about his intentions.
When a man volunteers to endure a girly show
or movie because he knows you’ll enjoy it, he
earns major bonus points. (Even more if he
does so without complaining or expecting
something in return.)
I’m not talking about the $100 bouquet you
get on Valentine’s Day. I’m talking about the
grocery store assortment he picked up on a
random Tuesday while thinking of you. There’s
just something about unexpected flowers that
makes a girl smile.
The first time someone does this, you will
probably be confused. But then you’ll start to
question how come other men in your life have
never been concerned about positioning
themselves in such a way that you’d be
protected should curbside tragedy strike.
It’s not a must, but it’s certainly nice to have.
Sure, if you’re hoping to date someone and
he does this, it can be a dreaded sign of
sibling-like affection.
But, if you’re in a long-term relationship and
your guy does this, it’s a small gesture that
can make you feel adored.
Much like walking on the outside of a
sidewalk, this gesture will probably surprise
you the first time it’s performed.
It’s indicative of a man who was raised right
and is generally courteous, which is always a
welcome surprise.
Women are fully capable of putting their own
jackets on, but it’s not a question of ability.
It’s gentlemanly and kind for someone to hold
out your jacket for you or offer you theirs when
it’s cold.
These are little ways men show they care, the
same way women have instincts to nurture
and protect loved ones.

Female Behaviours That Shock Men 3

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Why Do Women Have so Many Shoes?
If you want to know why some women get really excited about shoes, I can’t tell you. But regardless of whether women actually like shoes or not, the average woman has to have a fair amount of them, especially if they wear dresses.
I can wear the same brown Pumas all the damn time when I wear my everyday outfit with jeans, but the moment your lowerwear (pants, dress, skirt, shorts, capris) changes, odds that your regular shoes will match are slim to none.
I mean, you can see something is wrong here, right guys?
You have to coordinate hemline with boot height so you don’t look like Cotton Hill; you have to make sure the styles match, so you’re not wearing butch Birkenstocks with a feathery dress; and you have to make sure the colors don’t look funny together. To cover all your bases, you usually need a brown, black and white pair of shoes in each style (pumps, flats, sneakers, low boots, high boots). If you get any funky “cute” colors, they’ll probably end up matching exactly one outfit.
Barefoot Tess
And some shoes match zero outfits.
Figuring out which shoes would go with which outfit is basically voodoo, as far as I can tell, and there’s no changing rooms at shoe stores, so it’s easy to come home with a pair of shoes and find out they don’t match shit.
Maybe a lot of these “bad combos” seem like silly nitpicking to guys, but I’m pretty sure that at least in some cases, even though the average guy couldn’t tell you what was wrong, he would feel like there was something “off” about the outfit, or suddenly feel like the girl looked stockier or more awkward.
Why Do Women Get so Upset About the Toilet Seat Thing?
A reasonable person only needs to fall into a toilet bowl once in order to hold a grudge about it.
I believe one such incident was actually the inspiration for the horror filmThe Ring.
To avoid midnight toilet surprises, you want to agree on a default position, and one way to do that is logic. Men need the toilet seat down for pooping, which is, say, 33 percent of their bathroom visits. Women need it down for both, uh, procedures. So for a typical married couple, there’s a 66 percent chance (133/200) the toilet seat needs to be down for any given visit. So if you look at you and your partner as a unit, where you both share the house and both of your needs matter, numbers seem to indicate that down is the best default position.
However, if you, as a man, are looking at your own needs alone, there’s a 33 percent chance you’ll need it down and a 66 percent chance you’ll need it up, so it makes sense to leave it up by default. So deciding to go this way kind of says to the lady (intentionally or not) that she doesn’t really factor into your decision. Now if she was asking for something really awful, like for you to spend an hour scrapbooking with her, of course it would be understandable for you to point out that her right to quality time together has to be weighed against your right to not be bored to death, and there has to be some give and take.
But this isn’t about UN-condemned torture methods like couples scrapbooking, this is about flipping a toilet seat. So if you put up a fight about it, you’re basically saying that she isn’t worth the two seconds it takes to flip a lid up and then down.
Also, come on, the toilet rim is gross.

Female Behaviours That Shock Men 2

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Why Do Girls Take so Long to Get Ready?
Again, there’s probably a bunch of things that cause this. Some girls probably actually do want to make a man wait in order to play hard-to-get or whatever, just like in the jokes. Someone has to keep stand-up comedians in business.
A more innocent answer could be that she’s trying on clothes. As you probably know, women usually like to wear new outfits to special events. While most women aren’t wasteful enough to buy a new dress every time, she’s probably going to want to combine the dress with a different pair of shoes, or a different shawl, or maybe drape it with meat — I’m not going to judge. So she’s got a really awesome new outfit combo planned for the big day.
I said I wasn’t going to judge.
The downside of a new and exciting outfit is that it’s an untested outfit, which means that even though those boots theoretically should have gone with that skirt for a smart, modern combo, once you put it on, apparently you look like a goth. It’s bizarre.
Then you swear and start grabbing other pieces that you think will fix this, which as you can imagine, consumes a lot of time, since a lot of nice going-out clothes are both flimsy and tight, so getting in and out without tearing them is an ordeal.
When are Inuit fashions going to catch on? That’s what I want to know.
Obviously, the logical solution is to test the outfit ahead of time, which some women do. However, women, like all human beings, procrastinate, so this happens about as often as anyone actually studying for a test early or doing their homework before the last minute.
And this is all before makeup. You don’t even want to get me started on makeup. Mainly because I don’t know anything about it. But I heard it takes a long time.
Why Are Women’s Fashions so Complicated?
In general, men’s fashions go along a one dimensional axis from casual to formal, like so:
And they just need to pick where on the line they need to be, depending on the situation. Sure, there are a lot of different styles (preppy, yuppie, guido, skater, hipster, etc.), but most guys usually just go with one style, and move along a single axis in that style. Here is an example of a guido axis:
Women’s fashions have multiple axes. For example in addition to casual and formal, there’s also slutty and dowdy, like so:
Guys fashions have some hint of a coolness spectrum, from smooth to dad-like, but it’s not nearly as wide and obvious as the women’s range from hijab to miniskirts. It’s a very rare guy outfit that would cause someone to point out its wearer as a man-whore, based on the outfit alone. Even if a guy was wearing no shirt in the workplace, he wouldn’t get called out for being slutty so much as for being way too casual.
And there’s more that just those two axes. There’s also a seasonal one, which I don’t completely understand, but apparently a white purse is a summer purse and you’re supposed to swap to a black one in the winter or something, or so I have gathered from my mom’s yelling. So you could have an outfit that’s just the right amount of formal and slutty, but it’s the wrong season. And the more fashionable you are, the more axes you have. So that’s why a simple decision like what to wear today can get so complicated.
Nefarious marketing by the fashion industry or inevitable result of the nature of woman, that’s beyond me to say. You all go ahead and get into a fight about that if you want to.
Why Do Women Smell Nice?
A lot of guys think women try to smell nice on purpose, using perfume or other scents. But only 36 percent of women wear perfume on a regular basis.
Since men seem to feel that more than 36 percent of women smell nice, another possibility is shampoo. Most men don’t think of shampoo as a smell that lingers, since their hair is usually short. Women, who tend to have longer hair, basically have a bigger head-sponge to retain shampoo smell.
I’m generalizing, of course. There arealwaysexceptions.
Not that women consciously pick shampoos based on how nice it will make them smell to others. If they do pick shampoos based on scent, it’s usually based on how nice it will smell to them while they are in the shower. Giving other people a nice smelling day is a sort of unintended side effect.
And finally, apparently guys would think women smelled nice even if they weren’t using any product at all, due to pheromones or something. This was demonstrated in an experiment where men got to sniff clothes women had wornand could pass it off as doing their part for science.
Clarification: They did not sniff the shirts while they were on the women.

Female Behaviours That Shock Men

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Why Do Women Go to the Bathroom In Groups?
A lot of men seem to think there is a kind of secret, like the women have some kind of coordinated plan or traditional ritual, when it’s really a case of everything looking mysterious when you’re not in on it.
A lot of the time it’s as simple as trying to find an appropriate break in the conversation. When we watch TV, we all wait for commercial breaks to go to the bathroom, so we won’t miss anything. In a dinner conversation, there aren’t any designated “commercial breaks,” but if half the group is taking off, chances are the other half will save their good stories and such until they get back.
Ladies are traditionally known for being more relational than men, so they sometimes can see dinner conversation as being as important as a good TV show, and look for unimportant “breaks” where they can cut out and pee. If one lady decides to go, another lady might notice it, think about where the conversation is at, and realize, “Oh yeah, this probably is a good break.” By the time you get to lady No. 3 or 4, she’s not only thinking that, but, also that with a bunch of ladies gone, there might be a lull in conversation — or at least lady-appropriate conversation — and this is as close to an official break as you’re going to get.
When it comes to ladies on double dates or in large prom groups, they might see it as a good time to catch up with each other and how they think their dates are going. Maybe say what they think of each other’s dates. Just like men enjoy the play-by-play in sports, ladies enjoy a play-by-play on dates, but it’s very rude to do it right in front of the guy.
And a large number of ladies don’t do it at all. I don’t usually go to the bathroom when my friends do, but that’s because I don’t care about other people. Also they are going to take all the good stalls.
Basically there’s a bunch of different common-sense motivations depending on the situation and the individual women involved. There’s no universal ritual or secret plan.
Why Are Women’s Public Restrooms so Gross?
Obviously this varies from place to place, but a lot of men who have had to do janitorial work complain that women’s restrooms are often filthier than men’s restrooms. I don’t want to go into too much graphic detail here, but I’ve heard anecdotes of women apparently making a mural of used tampons on the wall.
This is understandably bewildering, since women are traditionally brought up to hate dirt and germs. And while a lot of women like to break the stereotype (CDC doctors, mud wrestlers), a lot more definitely fall into it to some degree.
This is why a lot of women don’t play Fallout. Just because the world has been destroyed with nuclear weapons doesn’t mean someone couldn’t sweep once in a while.
The thing about this upbringing is that it’s kind of intended to encourage women to clean, since in the past, that was a woman’s job. If you instill fear and hatred of filth in a woman, the thought went, she would get upset about dirty counters long before her man would, and automatically clean it up before he had to give the order.
Once upon a time, we took the same approach to raising girls as we do to programming Roombas.
As we all know, fear triggers a “fight or flight” response, equipping you to either fight the danger, or flee it. If a classically-raised woman runs into a nasty poo-encrusted toilet, she suddenly gets the visceral urge to either clean it or run away. If it’s in her own house, she’s got no choice but to clean it, at least eventually (or ask someone else to). If it’s in McDonald’s, she will pee hovering over the seat with her breath held, fling her toilet tissue in the general direction of the toilet and run like the wind.
So if you’re wondering why someone wouldn’t flush a toilet that obviously needed a second flush, the answer is that she was probably a block away by the time that became evident

Understanding A Woman

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1. Recognize that women want to feel connected .Women want to make sure the relationship is on solid ground. After a period of separation (even a day apart), establish that closeness as soon as you can, and everything afterward will flow more freely. This doesn’t mean you have to put your own needs completely on hold. For example, if you come home exhausted from a long day at work and your partner wants to talk, trying saying, “I’m so glad to see you. I missed you and wondering how your day was going. I want to hear all about it, but I’m tired right now. I need a few minutes to unwind and relax. Can we talk in 15 minutes?”
2. Don’t jump in the problem – solving mode .If you’re not sure what your partner needs at any given moment, it’s okay to ask her. You might say, “It sounds like you’re really upset. Would you like me to listen, or would you like some suggestions?”
3. If your partner is less interested in sex than you are, try a little empathy .Instead of taking the rejection personally and pressuring her for more frequent sex, consider the possible reasons for the discrepancy and desire – reasons that may have nothing to do with you. Be sensitive to issues from the past as well as your partner’s general frame of mind. Is your partner a survivor of sexual abuse? Were there traumas in her past that make physical intimacy frightening for her?
4. Think about how much work your partner does .Is she frequently exhausted? If she works outside the home, how much responsibility do you assume for cooking, shopping, cleaning, laundry, and childcare? I remember a cartoon with the heading, “What do women want?” The drawing depicted a woman vacuuming; in the bubble above her head, there was a man vacuuming. Brainstorm with your partner to figure out how you can reduce her workload.
5. Allow your partner to voice her fears, and support her in her efforts to face difficult situations .Women feel empowered by their significant relationships; your caring attitude will contribute to your partner’s success in attaining her goals. She doesn’t need you to talk her out of her fear, or solve her problems: she just wants you to listen and understand.
6. Understand that communication is a process .Look at communication problems as an invitation to keep on talking, keep on listening, and eventually work things out. You and your partner may communicate very differently, but the potential is still there to reach even higher levels of understanding interest.

Mothers Day Messages


My mom is a spontaneous song of my heart of happiness, comfort and being. I may sometime forget the words but always remember the tune.
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No other gift in the world will be more special than the gift of mother. I am really too glad to have you. Love you lots mom. Wish you a happy Mother’s Day.
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Mommy’s smiles brighten my sad moment, Mommy’s hugs give joy all through the day, Mom’s love give me support. You are best of all of mine. Wish you a lovely Mother’s Day.
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I might have never ever said thank you for all that you did for me. You brought me into this world, taught me how to walk, protected me from harm, motivated me to take decisions on my own, supported me whenever I stumbled and most importantly picked me up whenever I fell. So I am taking this day as an opportunity to thank you. Thank you so much Mom!Happy Mother’s day 2014!
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Mom You’ve given me so much, Love from your heart and the warmth of your touch. The gift of life and you’re a friend to me. We have a very Special Bond, which only comes from God…I’m sure you agree. As a child I would say Mommy I Love You,
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Happy Mother’s Day, I love you i hope you have fun. i love you so much. you are the best.you are the music in me. thank-you for being there for me i love you. happy mother’s day mother. Did you know you are every thing to me, princess, king, mom, mother, brother, sister, you are every thing to me. I LOVE YOU SO MUCH THAT I KEEP ON REPEATING IT OVER AND OVER. I LOVE YOU.
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My mummy
Everyone’s Mother
Learnt love from you
when required you hugged me and loved me.
Your ears always listened the voice of my heart
You always realized and gave me your shoulder to weep and to laugh
Caught me by hands when I was falling
Oh!mother you are great next to Almighty
but for me you are in deep corner of my heart.

8 Attraction Things Women Expect That Men Don’t Know

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SECRET 1: Know What You Want
Too many guys suffer from the problem of having to “take what they can get.” Women tend to get a lot of suitors coming their way, so they can be a little bit more picky.
When you know what you’re looking for in a partner, you’re not only screening potential candidates, but you’re making a very powerful statement as well.
You’re showing that you’re not desperate. That you are the one with the power because you are doing the judging. And when you’re the one with the power, you’re the one who must be pursued.
SECRET 2: Be The Prize
Being the one pursued means that you have a certain amount of value to others. They want you, for some reason, and it’s now their job to try and get you.
In order for this to happen, you must place a certain value on yourself. You must feel like you are worthy to be pursued by others, and you must communicate this fact with your actions and attitude.
Girls get lots of guys trying to impress them. But it’s the rare guy they want to impress who winds up with them.
SECRET 3: Dress To Impress
Women place a lot of importance on how they look. It’s for this reason that many of them get the male attention they do.
Women understand that what you wear helps to get others to notice you. In fact, because women are so in-tune with fashion, they really tend to notice how a guy dresses.
A man who understands how to cultivate his own appearance and look good will get a lot of attention from women, not just because he looks nice, but because he’s communicating he understands how important appearance is to them.
SECRET 4: Smell Fantastic
All too often, men ignore the sense of smell. They don’t bother to put on cologne or after-shave. But women know that if you’re going to attract someone, you need to appeal to all the senses.
Think about the perfumes women wear that drive you wild and you’ll know just how important smelling good can be.
Wearing a good cologne around a woman can do wonders to make her aroused in your presence.
SECRET 5: Be Interesting
Despite all the physical traits involved in attraction, having nothing but good looks can wear thin quickly. This is why it’s important to be interesting.
Being interesting equates to having something to talk about that the person you are trying to attract can relate to.
Being up to date on current events, pop culture, music, gossip, and any number of things can help a woman feel interested in spending time with you.
But in addition to knowing what to talk about, you also have to be able to LISTEN and let the other person relate to you. After all, nothing is more interesting than someone who is interested in you.
SECRET 6: Do What’s Unexpected
Doing what is not expected of you can create an air of excitement and uncertainty around you. It keeps people on their feet and attentive when around you.
Of course, you shouldn’t be comical when doing the unexpected, such as suddenly shouting out a curse word or something ridiculous like that.
Instead, you have to play against expectations. For instance, instead of complimenting a girl on her looks, compliment her on her intelligence. She probably does not get a lot of compliments like that, and it will make you stand out.
Taking her out on a creative date, instead of your typical dinner-and-a-movie is unexpected as well.
When you do what’s not expected of you, you keep excitement alive.
SECRET 7: Be Hot And Cold
Emotions are what must be stimulated to make attraction work. Without emotion, attraction is impossible.
But too much of one emotion is just as bad as a lack of emotion. Feeling good all the time or feeling bad all the time causes us to stray from the person we are with.
When you alternate between hot and cold emotions, you create an emotional roller coaster that keeps things interesting and your partner interested.
Women do this all the time. They will act very interested and attracted to you, and make you feel good. Then, they’ll act like you’re not there and ignore you, and make you feel bad.
This constant alternation of good and bad feelings keeps their partner invested in them. And men can do this too.
SECRET 8: Play Hard To Get
No one ever appreciates that which comes easily to them. Women know this better than anyone. If they are “too easy,” chances are the guy will leave them after they’ve had their conquest.
The idea of playing hard to get makes the pursuer emotionally invest themselves in the outcome of their hunt.
By making a woman work for your affections, you are getting her to commit to wanting to be with you.

Cruel Things Women Hate

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1. Having the biggest ego:
Ever wondered why men hate taking directions and prefer hunting out the place on their own, even if it means 2 hours delay and waste of gas. Well, the answer is the big ego they walk around with. This was the pettiest exemplar of a man’s ego, which gets hurt at the drop of the hat and needs a massage whenever possible.
2. Living with a ‘selective memory’:
They’ll not only remember the name of every cricketer and football player on the planet but will also know their scores by heart. But, the moment the deal is about remembering birthdays and anniversaries of people close to them, their brain suffers an ailment called ‘selective memory syndrome’.
3. Ogling (read at breasts):
‘Men do stare at women’s breasts’ has been stamped as official by a world wide survey. But how we wish they knew that their drooling at the sight of a well endowed woman is cruel not only to the victim of that gaze, but also to the woman sitting beside them. Yes, they don’t miss any chance, even if it is when they are on a date!
4. Being overtly possessive:
Where in the world did men get that insecurity from? (Their mother? )They blame women for being jealous but a mere mention of another man from their girl can turn them into an ever clinging magnet.
5. Taking pride in their hypocrisy:
Men can’t get more cruel than this! They love hanging around with the coolest and sexiest babe in the town, but when it comes to meeting mom, it’s a ‘homely’ girl they start hunting for. You loved her dressing style and carefree attitude when she came for night-outs with you, what’s with that marriage material hunt now?
6. Showing extra care:
How does it feel to take his ‘where-about’ calls every 15 minutes after you step out of the home? The care in that gesture goes out of the window and irritation takes charge. Don’t they realise that we lived safe, sound and perfectly well in this world before they came into our lives. Hope someone is listening.
7. Throwing their ‘superman’ self everywhere:
Yes, it feels nice when men are around for some help. However, their ‘I-can-do-everything-under-the-sun’ attitude does more harm than good, especially when they think themselves to be exalted beings – a plumber, electrician, carpenter and a financial adviser all rolled into one.
8. Consider emotions to be crap:
Women might be emotional but having a constant practical point of view, like men doesn’t, score well always. Men will become better beings for sure, if they stop making fun of sentiments and ignoring them as useless.
9. Being the friend worshippers:
It is very torturing for women when men don’t learn to priorities their life post marriage. They blame her for being a clinging vine when she asks for his time, but how sane is it to have a bunch of friends in the backseat on a long-drive, which was planned to be a romantic one?
10. Being the sex monster:
Undoubtedly, women love zest in bed, but it’s very cruel of men to demand their partners to play the porn star they saw in that flick last night. It’s better to let her be herself in a sexapade rather than putting her in an uncomfy situation and then blaming her for being non-cooperative.

What Women Like To Hear

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I love you
Even though you have said it in every possible way – women place much more importance to these three magical words. So, make sure you say it at the right place and the right time, but when she is least expecting it. Wondering why? Who doesn’t love surprises? Especially if you are in a committed relationship, make sure you say it even more often.
I am lucky to have you
Tell her that she is the only one for you. If not her, you would probably have still been single. Women love to be with men who are amiable and there is no better way to tell her that you are a true gentleman than to thank her for being the person that she is. Tell her that your life is beautiful only because she is a part of it. Don’t be surprised if you find her blushing
You are my dearest pal
Want to assure her that you are the kind of man who’s not just with her for her glam looks and her hourglass figure? Well, then all you need to do is to tell her that she is not just the love of your life, but also your dearest friend. Try to establish a connection beyond your sexual interest in her. This is sure to give her ego the much required boost and score you brownie points
What do you think about ………….?
Ask for her opinion – whether it is about buying a new car or simply about what you should wear to office. By doing this, you are not just asserting that her opinion is important to you, but also that you respect her views. And if you are still in doubt, just remember that women love to express their views on whatever it may be – so let her speak for longer than you may want to hear and let her be the diva who knows it all
Will you spend your life with me?
Most women tend to be ultra sensitive and by saying this you are bound to play music on the chords of her heart. You will also affirm to her that you are not just playing around with her, but are actually looking forward to spending your entire life with her. Tell her how incomplete your life would be without her and that she has now become an indispensable part of your existence. Don’t be surprised if you find her smiling for days!
You’ll make a great mother
Most women look forward to having kids, but also tend to doubt themselves when it comes to being a good mother. Saying this is bound to put her on cloud nine – particularly when her man thinks she has all that it takes to be a nurturing mother. In a way, you’ll also be assuring her of your commitment and that you would like to bring up your kids with her. Ritu Jaiswal, 27, who got married a year ago, confesses, “It was my husband who made me comfortable with the idea of parenthood. I was always scared of having kids, but he made me feel at ease by assuring me that I’ll be a good mother and will do an excellent job as a parent. I am now expecting my first child.”
You are great in bed
This is sure to make her feel like a sex goddess and sweep away all the inhibitions she had about her performance between the sheets. Praising her performance in bed and telling her that she is simply irresistible, is sure to set the momentum for a sizzling act later. The more you elevate and understand her sexuality, the more willing she will be to explore her wildest fantasies.
Don’t just be grateful for every little effort that she puts to turn you on – say it aloud!
You are the first woman in my life
Saying this would certainly assure your girl that you are a ‘one woman man’ and that you don’t keep hopping from one girlfriend to another. This is bound to put her on a pedestal and it will prove to be effective particularly in a long-term relationship. Be careful not to flatter her. Say this only when you mean it so that she never questions your loyalty
You look gorgeous!
If one could list down three things that women can’t live without – they would probably be – good food, a wardrobe to die for and hearty compliments. So, don’t be stingy when it comes to wooing her with a shower of compliments. The more you give, the more you are likely to get in return. Say all that she has been dying to hear – whether it is about her looks, her attire, her figure, professionalism at work or her culinary skills. Anudita Mishra, 34, a homemaker says, “I love to be showered with compliments as I think most women do. It gives my ego a boost when my hubby says, ‘This dress suits you’, or something like – ‘You look prettier than any of those ladies I know’ or saying, ‘I wonder how you look so sexy even in your 30s!’ It just makes me feel good about myself.’