Female Behaviours That Shock Men


Why Do Women Go to the Bathroom In Groups?
A lot of men seem to think there is a kind of secret, like the women have some kind of coordinated plan or traditional ritual, when it’s really a case of everything looking mysterious when you’re not in on it.
A lot of the time it’s as simple as trying to find an appropriate break in the conversation. When we watch TV, we all wait for commercial breaks to go to the bathroom, so we won’t miss anything. In a dinner conversation, there aren’t any designated “commercial breaks,” but if half the group is taking off, chances are the other half will save their good stories and such until they get back.
Ladies are traditionally known for being more relational than men, so they sometimes can see dinner conversation as being as important as a good TV show, and look for unimportant “breaks” where they can cut out and pee. If one lady decides to go, another lady might notice it, think about where the conversation is at, and realize, “Oh yeah, this probably is a good break.” By the time you get to lady No. 3 or 4, she’s not only thinking that, but, also that with a bunch of ladies gone, there might be a lull in conversation — or at least lady-appropriate conversation — and this is as close to an official break as you’re going to get.
When it comes to ladies on double dates or in large prom groups, they might see it as a good time to catch up with each other and how they think their dates are going. Maybe say what they think of each other’s dates. Just like men enjoy the play-by-play in sports, ladies enjoy a play-by-play on dates, but it’s very rude to do it right in front of the guy.
And a large number of ladies don’t do it at all. I don’t usually go to the bathroom when my friends do, but that’s because I don’t care about other people. Also they are going to take all the good stalls.
Basically there’s a bunch of different common-sense motivations depending on the situation and the individual women involved. There’s no universal ritual or secret plan.
Why Are Women’s Public Restrooms so Gross?
Obviously this varies from place to place, but a lot of men who have had to do janitorial work complain that women’s restrooms are often filthier than men’s restrooms. I don’t want to go into too much graphic detail here, but I’ve heard anecdotes of women apparently making a mural of used tampons on the wall.
This is understandably bewildering, since women are traditionally brought up to hate dirt and germs. And while a lot of women like to break the stereotype (CDC doctors, mud wrestlers), a lot more definitely fall into it to some degree.
This is why a lot of women don’t play Fallout. Just because the world has been destroyed with nuclear weapons doesn’t mean someone couldn’t sweep once in a while.
The thing about this upbringing is that it’s kind of intended to encourage women to clean, since in the past, that was a woman’s job. If you instill fear and hatred of filth in a woman, the thought went, she would get upset about dirty counters long before her man would, and automatically clean it up before he had to give the order.
Once upon a time, we took the same approach to raising girls as we do to programming Roombas.
As we all know, fear triggers a “fight or flight” response, equipping you to either fight the danger, or flee it. If a classically-raised woman runs into a nasty poo-encrusted toilet, she suddenly gets the visceral urge to either clean it or run away. If it’s in her own house, she’s got no choice but to clean it, at least eventually (or ask someone else to). If it’s in McDonald’s, she will pee hovering over the seat with her breath held, fling her toilet tissue in the general direction of the toilet and run like the wind.
So if you’re wondering why someone wouldn’t flush a toilet that obviously needed a second flush, the answer is that she was probably a block away by the time that became evident

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