WHICH AMONG THESE IS YOUR WOMAN,GIRLFRIEND OR WIFE?


1. Ms. Gold-Digger
Advantages
a. You have some one to
manage your money.
b. She always looks good.
c. She makes your other
friends jealous.
d. She makes you look
good.
Disadvantages
a. When you get broke
she’ll be gone and take
what you have left.
b. She makes sure she has
a child by you to sue you
for child support.
c. Once your friend comes
up she’ll be on his arm the
next day.
2. Ms. Freak (secret
lover)
Advantages
a. She knows all the right
positions.
b. She’ll try everything
more than once.
c. You’re never unsatisfied.
d. She’ll do all the things
your girl won’t do.
e. She doesn’t mind being
your freak, as long as she
catches one too.
Disadvantages
a. Eventually, because
she’s a female, she’ll end
up catching feelings.
b. She starts to act like
she’s your “main”.
c. She fucks your friend
and acts like you are wrong
for telling her that she’s a
freak.
d. Eventually her shit gets
old. And you need a
replacement.
3. Ms. Independent
Advantages
a. You don’t have to worry
about buying her anything.
She’s got it.
b. She’s intelligent, sassy,
confident and determined.
c. She’s great for
(business) conversation.
d. She keeps it real and
has goals.
e. She knows how to please
a man.
Disadvantages
a. She will continuously let
you know, that she can
handle it on her own.
b. She will eventually say
fuck you and get a dildo.
c. She will consider you
another one her play toys,
or goals.
4. Ms. Dyme
Advantages
a. She’s top of the line.
b. She stays looking like a
fantasy.
c. She has the body of a
goddess with the face to
match.
d. She considers herself a
“model”
e. Gets you hard whenever
you see her.
f. All the girls envy her, but
she doesn’t care.
Disadvantages
a. She’s superficial. She
cares only about her looks.
b. She honestly lacks
confidence and will annoy
you about the way she
looks.
c. She’s probably dumb as
hell and if she’s not her
personality is dry.
d. You have to constantly
keep your game up
because every guy is
gonna try to get with her.
5. Ms. Tomboy
Advantages
a. She’s cool and laid back.
b. She’ll be willing to play
rough with you.
c. Of course, she loves
sports.
d. Her body is athletically
divine.
e. She’s easy to talk to and
fun to be around.
f. She’s a diamond in the
rough.
Disadvantages
a. She’ll remind you too
much of your best guy
friend.
b. She might not want to
change her appearance.
c. She might actually beat
you in basketball, football
and track.
6. Ms. Ghetto
Advantages
a. She’s not afraid of any
other female or male. She
will fight to keep you.
b. She’s down for you. She’ll
be there to bail you out of
jail.
c. She always stays fresh.
d. She can cook up a storm.
She can make the best out
of a bad situation.
e. She keeps it real and
keeps you satisfied.
Disadvantages
a. She doesn’t know how to
act in public.
b. Your mama can’t stand
her.
c. You get into with her
every other second.
d. She’s willing to fight
another girl looking at you
or her PERIOD.
e. Her weave colors are
distracting and her
vocabulary is minimal.
7. Ms. Good Girl
Advantages
a. She’s always there for
you.
b. She’s intelligent, classy,
kind, sweet and cool.
c. Your mother loves her.
d. You can see yourself
falling in love with her.
e. You are her first
everything.
f. She makes you feel like a
man.
Disadvantages
a. She’s an A or B situation
either:
A. You’re not going get any
until you are married or
B. She said she’s never
done – she said she’s
never tried – she’s sitting
there telling a mother
fucking lie.
8. Ms. Main
Advantages
a. She is the one you
respect.
b. She probably may know
about the others but might
not care.
c. She has all the qualities
you want in a female.
d. You’ve been with her
forever.
Disadvantages
a. She starts getting very
suspicious and calls you
every moment.
b. She will devise a plan to
catch you in your act and
then kick your ass
9. Ms. Psycho
Advantages
a. She’s fun and
spontaneous.
b. She’s down to earth.
c. She loves you
unconditionally.
d. Everything about her is
too good to be true. So
everyone loves her.
e. She makes you feel
loved.
Disadvantages
a. Don’t ever break up with
her. She will stalk your ass.
b. She keeps pictures of
you everywhere and knows
everything about you.
c. She can manipulate the
hell out of you.
d. She will consider herself
your wifey even if she may
just be that chick on the
side.
e. Fucking with her can
make your life a living hell.
10. Ms. I have a Man
Advantages
a. She may have a man but
she’ll mess with you
anyway.
b. She looks good.
c. You have an intense
night of passion with her.
Disadvantages
a. She’ll always come crying
to you about the problems
with her man.
b. She’ll get you caught up
and then leave you anyway
for her man.
c. If you piss her off she’ll
get her man to come beat
your ass.
d. She’ll unofficially make
you her man once she gets
pissed off at her real man.
11. Ms. Tease
Advantages
a. She’s tempting and a nice
piece of eye candy.
b. She’s intelligent, athletic,
respectable and
SEXXXXXXY.
c. She knows how to turn
you on without touching
you.verything she does is
just so sensual.
e. She can bring you to that
point and make you wait to
get it.
f. Every time you see her
you catch a mini orgasm.
g. Every guy wants her
because she’s so
mysterious and that makes
you want to get her first.
Disadvantages
a. NO matter what you think
or do you never get it.
b. She probably has a long
distance boyfriend
somewhere that you will
never know about.
c. She gets you hard and
leaves you like that.
(Unbearable)
12. MS. RIGHT
Advantages
a. She is not sexy, fine, or
a dyme she is Beautiful and
therefore encompasses all
of these descriptions.
b. She is intelligent, sassy,
funny, outgoing,
determined, strong and
classy.
c. She can cook or at least
order a meal that is just
like your mother’s.
d. Her personality is just as
beautiful as her body.
e. She believes in God and
follows his virtues.
f. She knows that a
relationship requires a
200% quota yet she gives
her man an extra 10%.
g. She can please her man
in anyway. Mentally,
Spiritually, and Sexually.
h. She makes you recognize
your full potential as a man
and completes you.
i. She’s always there for,
no matter what your
dreams are.
j. She’s not afraid to tell
you the truth and set you
straight.
k. You can talk to her and
confide in her, she’s your
best friend.
l. You love being around
her more than your boys.
m. You can share your most
intimate moments with her
without sex.
n. You can have a bad
argument with her and
have the BEST Mind
Numbing and passionate
love making fest ever.
o. She’s always willing to
find a way to work out your
problems and will often take
most of your shit. But she’s
also intelligent enough to
leave.
p. She’s nothing like any
other girl you’ve met. She’s
your woman.
Disadvantage
a. You’ve probably met her,
or had her in your life but
got too consumed with all
the other types that you let
her go.
b. You don’t believe that
she exists. So you stick
with other types of girls
that don’t satisfy you or
make you happy.

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