Woman Uses Sex Doll To Slow Traffic


Why settle for a boring-old
stop sign when you have a
highly realistic sex doll on
hand?
An unidentified elderly
woman was getting fed up
with drivers speeding past
a crosswalk
near her home in China,
according to Car News
China’s interpretation of
Chinese-language
newspaper Tiexue. Local
cops offered little help, so
the resourceful granny
tried slowing down drivers
with the aid of a
strategically positioned
inflatable girlfriend.
She tied the counterfeit
cutie to a tree next to the
crosswalk, apparently
hoping that rubbernecking
motorists would slow down
at the sight. Based on the
photo, her tactic worked in
at least one case.
Let’s just hope the local
police force doesn’t make
the same mistake as
officers in China’s
Shandong Province. Last
month, 18 officers spent
almost an hour rescuing a
blow-up doll from a river
, mistakenly thinking it was
a drowning woman.
Chinese cops aren’t the
only ones who take sex
dolls seriously, though. In
2011, 18-year-old Tyell
Morton almost received a
prison sentence for a
prank that involved placing
a blow-up doll in the girl’s
bathroom
at his Indiana high school.

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