KENYA NATIONAL RALLY CHAMPIONSHIP STANDINGS
As Per Round 5:
1.Baldev Chager 360
2.Ian Duncan 220
3.Carl Tundo 200
4.Azar Anwar 210
5.Quentin Mitchell 165
1.Ravi Soni 360
2.Amaar Slatch 220
3.Julius Ngigi 210
4.Tim Jessop 200
5.Robin Dimbleby 165
1. Dennis Mwenda 320
2. Dalbir Thethy 210
3. Adnan Suheil 160
4. Joan Nesbitt 125
5. Sammy Nyorri 110
1. Edward Njoroge 320
2. Julius Mwachuya 210
3. Salim Khan 160
4. Tamara Jones 125
5. Steven Nyorri 110
CLASSIC CAR CUP
1. Hardev S. Sira 315
2. Aslam Khan 230
3. Malcom Destro 220
4. Ramesh Vishram 200
5. Iain Freestone 80
1.Jasneil S. Ghataure 245
2.Simon Bates 200
3.Atul Kochhar 190
4.Tim Challen 160
5.Arshad Khan 120
KNRC DIV 2
1. Frank Tundo 275
2. Jaspreet Chatthe 240
3. Don Smith 165
4. Manveer Baryan 150
5. Onkar Rai 100
1. Natasha Decangio 280
2. Gurdeep Panesar 240
3. Bob Kaugi190
4. Raju Chagger 110
5. Kavit Dave100
KNRC DIV 3
1. Jasmeet Chana 290
2. Rajbir Rai 210
3. Tejvir Rai 205
4. Issa Amwari 195
5. Farhaaz Khan 165
1. Rohit Bhudia 290
2. Supee Soin 210
3. Job Njiru 195
4. George Njoroge 154
5. Tariq Malik 136
1. Alisdair Keith 260
2. Jaswinder Chana260
3. Alex Horsey 220
4. Mahesh Halai 210
5. Stanley Thuo 165
1. Ravi Chana 260
2. Tariq Malik 260
3. Ketan Halai 210
4. Mwangi Waithaka135
5. James Mwangi 125
1. TAKING CHARGE
Oh, there will be some women who feel that
you are pushy. If you are making out with a
woman, and she starts to push back, ask
nicely if things are moving too fast.
If she says yes, say something like “I’m
sorry – you just look so fucking delicious.
I’ll go slower.” Otherwise, skillfully move
If you start kissing a woman, and she
responds well, and before long, you’re both
on the floor with her skirt pushed up, and
you on top of her, it’s not the time to roll
onto your back and start awkwardly
stroking the top of her head.
Seriously, grow a goddamn pair. YOU’RE
the man. Act like one.
2. CLIT PLAY
It’s different for every woman, so ask what
she likes. Do not, I repeat, do not just wiggle
your fingers around her pussy like you’re
trying to tickle her.
Do not drum your fingertips against her
vulva like you are impatiently waiting at
the Sears Tire Center for your receipt. Do
not push the clit like it is a doorbell at some
house that you need to get inside of.
Start by using all four fingers with firm yet
gentle pressure against the outside of her
pussy. Do not charge in with a single finger
and start jabbing at things.
And if you really don’t know what to do,
ask her. Just ask. “How do you like it?”.
It’s a simple question, and most women will
answer straight out. If she’s being all coy,
ask “Do you like pressure? Is it sensitive?”
The clitoris is a varied item, indeed.
Treat each one as though you have never
encountered one before. Forget everything
that your last partner liked.
3. A GOOD FUCK
Yes, there are women out there who want to
“make love” every time – sweet, gentle,
rocking love with lots of eye contact and
Those women are not the majority.
The majority like to be pounded. The
majority like to have their hair pulled.
The majority like a good, solid
When a woman is bucking wildly against
you, it’s not because she wants you to pull
back and slowly swirl your cock around her
vagina like you’re mixing a cake batter up
It’s because she wants you to hold down her
arms, or grab her hips, or push her legs
above her head, and fuck her harder.
Don’t be too afraid of what this means as
far as gender equality goes – I am a raging
feminist bitch, but I still want to be
penetrated like you are planning on fucking
my throat from the inside out.
4. A LITTLE ROUGHNESS
Do not pretend that you had no idea that
some women like their hair pulled. Do not
act shocked if she wants you to spank her
(“Really? Spanking? Won’t it hurt?” – yes,
it does. That’s the fucking point).
We know you’ve read Stuff and Maxim, and
that’s all those laddie mags talk about in
their “How to Please Her” sections. Start
with light, full handed smacks to the area
of her ass that she sits on.
Judge her response and continue on from
You don’t have to bend her over one knee
and tell her she’s a naughty girl and that
Daddy’s going to punish her; save that for
the fifth date.
Women are less delicate than you think, so
don’t worry about breaking her hip.
If you’re not strong enough to leave a mark,
do something about it. Get to the gym and
lift skinny boy.
5. MAKE SOME NOISE!!!
Otherwise, they feel like they are fucking a
ninja. Unless you actually are a ninja, and
have sneaked into. their rooms with vibrating
nanuchaku and zippered black pajamas,
please, please make some noise.
If you’re banging a woman, and she’s
crying out and saying your name and
moaning, and you can’t even manage a
grunt, she’s going to feel like an idiot.
You don’t have to make the sounds she is
making, but do SOMETHING. You know how
when you are watching porn, and the girl
does something great to the guy and the guy
kind of goes “Ah!”, half grunt, half yell?
That’s HOT. Do that. Whisper our name
(assuming you know it) gruffly. Groan
against her neck when you’re in missionary
You don’t have to grunt like a mountain
gorilla, but if you are totally mute, she’s
going to get worried.
6. TALK DIRTY
If you’d like to get some dirty talk going, ask
her if she likes the way you fuck her. If she
responds well, continue with something
like, “I love fucking you. God, you look so
Is she still moaning in response? “Your tits
are so beautiful.” Does that work? If she
doesn’t respond well to the term “tits”, you
might have to stop there.
If she keep moaning or responding, pass
Go and collect $200. Try the following:
“Oh, god. Your pussy is SO tight.”
“You’re so wet – are you wet because you
like the feel of my cock ramming you?”
“I think I’m going to come inside you. I’m
going to fill up your little cunt.” (It doesn’t
matter that you’re wearing a condom; we
LOVE hearing this.)
If all of those work, you can then progress
to things like “sexy little bitch” and “dirty
whore”. Tread carefully, but please, tread.
Do not tiptoe. Do not sit down. Charge.
7. YOU AINT OBLIGATED TO EATING HER
In return, she’s not obligated to choke on
your dick. Don’t skip one and expect the
If you do eat a woman out, the only
comment you should make about her pussy
is how nice it is.
The length of her labia minora, the color of
her interior, her waxing job or full bush –
you are not John Madden. No time for color
8. DONT BITCH ABOUT CONDOMS
Oh, they hate them. Trust me. They hurt them
more than they hurt you. But they don’t
want to be preggers, and you don’t want to
catch anything, right?
Don’t whine about condom sex.
Do not explain that you can’t come with
one on. LEARN to come with one on, or if
not, help us figure out what to do with you
once we’re satisfied and it’s time for you to
let loose your load
1. Opening doors
2. Saving the last bite of food
3. Spending time with your family
4. Suffering through a girly movie
5. Sending flowers
6. Walking on the outside of the sidewalk
7. Kissing your forehead
8. Filling up your gas tank
9. Putting your jacket on
In a world filled with late-night booty calls,
infidelity and a general “hit it and split it”
mentality, it’s easy to become jaded by
today’s dating scene.
As women, we brace ourselves for the worst,
proceeding with extreme caution during the
first few months, for fear of falling victim to
the aforementioned debauchery in which so
many men partake.
It’s a welcome relief, then, when we stumble
upon those few true gentlemen. They exude
chivalry with even their smallest actions, and
remind us that there are still good ones out
It doesn’t take a grand gesture or costly
display of affection to win a girl over. Often, it
just takes a little sincerity and display of
genuine romantic interest.
Despite popular opinion, chivalry is not dead
— here are 9 everyday gestures of men that
A guy who takes the time to come around and
open the car door for you is a keeper, not to
mention a commodity this winter.
With certain states getting up to five inches of
snow an hour, do you want to be left standing
outside in a blizzard while your date gets nice
and toasty in the driver’s seat?
Recognize and appreciate a guy who puts your
comfort and well-being first, even if it’s just
for a few extra seconds.
They say the way to a man’s heart is through
his stomach. So, when he saves the last bite
for you, it’s basically him saying he likes you
more than whatever meal is in front of him.
Which, for the record, is a lot.
A guy who shows an interest in your baby
photos, coaches your little brother on how to
throw a football and compliments your
mother’s cooking is a guy who’s in it for the
long haul. These are small gestures, but they
speak volumes about his intentions.
When a man volunteers to endure a girly show
or movie because he knows you’ll enjoy it, he
earns major bonus points. (Even more if he
does so without complaining or expecting
something in return.)
I’m not talking about the $100 bouquet you
get on Valentine’s Day. I’m talking about the
grocery store assortment he picked up on a
random Tuesday while thinking of you. There’s
just something about unexpected flowers that
makes a girl smile.
The first time someone does this, you will
probably be confused. But then you’ll start to
question how come other men in your life have
never been concerned about positioning
themselves in such a way that you’d be
protected should curbside tragedy strike.
It’s not a must, but it’s certainly nice to have.
Sure, if you’re hoping to date someone and
he does this, it can be a dreaded sign of
But, if you’re in a long-term relationship and
your guy does this, it’s a small gesture that
can make you feel adored.
Much like walking on the outside of a
sidewalk, this gesture will probably surprise
you the first time it’s performed.
It’s indicative of a man who was raised right
and is generally courteous, which is always a
Women are fully capable of putting their own
jackets on, but it’s not a question of ability.
It’s gentlemanly and kind for someone to hold
out your jacket for you or offer you theirs when
These are little ways men show they care, the
same way women have instincts to nurture
and protect loved ones.
Former Finland Rally champion, Tapio
Laukkanen, led from start to win the
KCB Kisumu Rally on Saturday.
It was the season-opening race of the
2015 Kenya National Rally
Laukkanen led from start to finish in
an out-dated Subaru Impreza, which
was previously driven by Manvir
The Fin is not new to Kenya, having
been here on regular basis to train rally
drivers with his professional skills
through his rally school.
“I am very pleased to have won the
rally though I’m feeling dizzy after the
heat in the car. My energy level has
also gone down because of the heat,”
When asked about the difference in the
wintry weather conditions that made
him a champion in Finland, he
responded by saying that he could not
compare the Kenyan event with his
home rallies as it gets extremely hot,
not only outside the car but more inside
it with unbearable temperatures.
In 1996, he won the Finnish Rally
Championship in a Volkswagen Golf
GTi, while in 1999 he won the British
Rally Championship with a Renault
Among others, he has trained Onkar Rai
and Manvir Baryan. He also took part
in one of the KNRC rounds last year, but
retired due to a mechanical fault.
Jaspreet Chatthe took full advantage of
his home event by clinching on to the
second place in yet another “old’ car.
His Mitsubishi Lancer EVO10 was
placed 54 seconds adrift of the Fin, who
is vying for the entire 2015 KNRC series
under the local Competition License
issued by the Kenya Motor Sports
Rajbir Rai’s dream of winning the rally
for the second time ended disastrously
after his Ford Fiesta rolled it in the
third competitive stage of the day.
Both driver and navigator walked out
unscathed though the car was slightly
Rai (Onkar), who is among the top
drivers to have been trained by
Laukkanen, was placed in the third
place in yet another Mitsubishi Lancer
He was followed home in the fourth
place by the current national
champion, Baldev Chager, whose
similar version of the Lancer lost
valuable minutes after a puncture in
the final stages of the competition.
1. Tapio Laukkanen/P. Torma (Subaru
Impreza RC2-R4), 2. Jaspreet Chatthe/
G.Panesar (Mit Evo 10 RC2-N4), 3.
Onkar Rai/Gareth Dawe (Mit Evo10
RC2-N4), 4. Baldev Chager/R.Soni (Mit
Evo10 RC2),5. Jas Mangat/C. Buzabo
(Mit Evo10 RC2-R4), 6. Izhar Mirza/
Kashfi Sheikh(Mit Evo9 RC2-N4), 7.
Jasmeet Chana/R. Chana (Mit Evo9 RC2-
N4), 8. Manvir Baryan/Drew Sturrock
(Ford Fiesta RC2-R5), 9. Jonathan
Somen/R. Hechle (Ford Escort MK11
Classic) and 10. Mahesh Halai/K. Halai
(Subaru Impreza N12 RC2-N4).
11. Asad Khan/TBA (Subaru Impreza
N10 RC2-N4), 12. Pavit Kenth/R. Sehmi
(Mi Evo9 RC2-N4), 13. Farhaaz Khan/
Riyaz Ismail (Mit Evo9 RC2-N4),
14. Aslam Khan/Arshad Khan (Porsche
911 Classic), 15. Sammy Nyorri/E.
Njoroge (Toyota RunX NAT-2WD), 16.
Dennis Mwenda/Job Njiru (Mit Evo9
RC2-N4), 17. Jansher Sandhu/Rommy
Bhamra (Mit Evo9 RC2-N4), 18.
Jitendra Dhokia (Subaru N10), 19.
Gurmit Thethy/H. Limbani (VW Golf
MK3 NAT-2WD), 20. C. Chhabhadia/J.
Kosgei (Subaru Impreza GC8), 21.
Nikhil Sachania/C. Singh (Mit
Challenger NAT-SPV), 22. Bhupinder
Sagoo/I.Khan (Toyota Ceres NAT-2WD)
and 23. N. Kana/J. Mwangi (Subaru
Impreza GC8 NAT-S).
KCB KISUMU RALLY 2015
MAP ITIENARY AND PROGGRAMME
37 drivers enlist for KCB Kisumu Rally 2015
SEEDED ENTRY LIST
Car No. 8: Onkar Rai/Gareth Dawe
(Mitsubishi Evolution 10/ RC2-N4. Kabras
Car No. 1. Baldev Chager/Ravi Soni
(Mitsubishi Evolution 10/RC2-N4. Kabras
Car No. 99. Tapio Laukkanen/Pasi Torma.
FIN (Subaru Impreza GVB13 /RC2-R4.
Car No 6. Manvir Baryan/Drew Sturrock. UK
(Ford Fiesta RC2-R5. Multiple Racing)
Car No. 5. Jaspreet Chatthe/Gurdeep
Panesar (Mitsubishi Evolution 10/RC2-N4.
Car No. 4. Rajbir Rai/Timothy Challen (Ford
Fiesta RC2-R5. Rai Racing)
Car No. 3. Ian Duncan/Amaar Slatch
(Nissan Patrol NAT-SPV)
Car No. 2. Carl Tundo/Tim Jessop (Proton
Neo SatriaRC2-S2000. Menengai Oil)
Car No. 15. Alastair Cavenagh/Gavin
Laurence (Proton Neo Satria RC2-S2000)
Car No. 9. Raajpal Bharij/Jasneil Ghataure
(Mitsubishi Evolution 10RC2-N4/Delights
Car No. 95. Jas Mangat/Cedric Buzabo
(Mitsubishi Evolution 10 RC2-R4)
Car No. 25. Izhar Mirza/TBA (Mitsubishi
Evolution 9 RC2-N4. Coast Pekee)
Car No. 14. Tejveer Rai/Zahir Shah
(Mitsubishi Evolution 10 RC2-N4. Kabras
Car No. 17. Jasmeet Chana/Ravi Chana
( Mitsubishi Evolution 9RC2-N4Identisys/
Car No 18. Farhaaz Khan/Riyaz Ismael
(Mitsubishi Evolution 9RC2-N4ALS
Car No 19. Karan Patel/Taiseef Khan
(Mitsubishi Evolution 10 RC2-N4. Filmico
Car No. 22. Mahesh Halai/Ketan Halai
(Subaru Impreza N12. RC2-N4. Shamba
Car No. 24. Ghalib Hajee/Bharat Pattni
(Mitsubishi Evolution 10/RC2-N4)
Car No 47. Asad Khan/TBA
(Subaru Impreza N10. RC2-N4)
Car No. 49. Dennis Mwenda/Job Njiru
(Mitsubishi Evolution 9RC2-N4. Silverspread
Car No. 36. Hussein Malik/Shameer Yusuf
(Mitsubishi Evolution 6. S class. National Oil
Car No 100. Pavit Kenth/ Raju Sehmi
(Mitsubishi Evolution 9RC2-N4)
Car No 35. Jonathan Somen/Richard Hechle
(Ford Escort MK2 CLASSIC. Cuderia
Car No. 37. Eric Bengi/Tony Gikuhi (Toyota
Car No 52. Aslam Khan/Arshad Khan
(Porsche 911 CLASSIC. ALS Motorsport)
Car 54. Ranjeet Sehmi/Imran Khan (Ford
Escort MK1 CLASSIC)
Car No 103. Steffano Rocca/Franco Donadel
( Datsun 260Z CLASSIC)
Car 64. Nadeem Kana/James Mwangi
(Subaru Impreza GC8 NAT-S Thumbs Up
Car No 98. Jansher Sandhu/Rommy Bhamra
(Mitsubishi Evolution 9RC2-N4)
Car 60. Gurmit Thethy/Harshil Limbani (VW
Golf MK3/NAT-2WD. Thethy Motorsport)
Car No. 66. Leonardo Varese/Kigondu
Kareithi (Toyota Corolla RSI NAT-2WD. Sport
Car 68. Chandrakant Chhabhadia/Jonathan
(Subaru Impreza GC8NAT-S. Shajhanand
Car 74. Nikhil Sachania/Charanjeev Singh
(Mitsubishi Challenger NAT-SPV Filmico
Car No. 78. Alex Lairang’i/Anthony Gichohi
(Toyota Sprinter NAT-2WD. Team Delights)
Car No 80. Sammy Nyorri/Edward Njoroge
(Toyota RunX NAT-2WD)
Car No. 101. Savraj Bhui/Margaret Wangui
“Kui Qui” (VW Golf MK2 NAT-2WD. Reliance
Car 104. Bhupinder Sagoo/Imran Khan
(Toyota Ceres. NAT-2WD. Sagoo Rally
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Since it is Nelson R Mandela
birthday today 18 July 2012, it is
only befitting to write a letter to him
as he and the world celebrates his
birthday. This is an open letter to
Dear Former President Nelson
I was only about 5 years old when
were released from prison. I come
from a poor background as a black
child and I was raised by my
grandmother. In 1994 South Africa
had its first democratic elections; I
remember people around me
including my grandma were excited
to vote for you and the ANC
government. Sadly my grandma
passed away before she could vote
in beginning of April in 1994.
I understand that you had meetings
between 1985-1990 with P. W.
Botha to have a negotiated
settlement. Revered late ANC
President, Oliver Reginald Tambo,
referring to your meetings with the
colonial-apartheid regime in the
crucial 1980s, said “ Prisoners
can’t negotiate their freedom”.
I have read that according to aged
ANC veterans, Tambo seemed
disturbed about senior members of
the leadership including you, who
could have compromised the
organisation. He seemed to
question whom to trust. This,
according to those veterans,
eventually led to Tambo’s first
In 1990 before you were released
from prison you assured your
supporters that the nationalisation
of mines, banks and minerals were
on the cards. That belief had
formed the core doctrine of the
ANC and was enshrined in a
document known as The Freedom
“The national wealth of our
country, the heritage of South
Africans, shall be restored to the
people; the mineral wealth beneath
the soil; the banks and monopoly
industries shall be transferred to
the ownership of the people as a
whole; all other industries and
trade shall be controlled to assist
the well-being of the people,” the
It later emerged that you and other
ANC leaders were busily creatively
re-interpreting the “Freedom
Charter’s” commitment to
nationalisation in order to comfort
the monopoly white capitalists.
The nature of the sell out
When you negotiated with the
Nationalist had intended to oversee
a settlement which guarantees the
maintenance of a white capitalist
South Africa and of the profits
extracted from the exploited black
masses, and leaves power firmly in
the hands of the white capitalists
for the foreseeable future. As De
Klerk has insisted “ I do not intend
to negotiate myself out of power”.
On the contrary, negotiations were
intended to prevent the victory of
the black masses. De Klerk had laid
a trap for the blacks into which
they were being led by you. Any so-
called ‘deal’ made with devils
MUST, by default, go wrong! Truth
be told; you were out-negotiated by
Failed transfer of power during
The negotiations focused on two
aspects: one was political, the
other economic. When you were
negotiating with the Nationalists
you choose to separate political
and economic power. That was
your biggest mistake and betrayal
to black people. The transfer of
ownership of wealth and land is at
the heart of a transfer of power.
Hence it was clearly stipulated in
the Freedom Charter. But you chose
to ignore that.
During the negotiations everyone
was watching the political
negotiations. You were too
concerned that if the political
negotiations didn’t go well there
would be mass protest. People
were not interested in the economic
negotiations and when the
economic negotiators would report
back, people thought it was
technical; no one was interested.
(Lack of education) You should
have known better. This is where
we missed our freedom completely
and you sold it to the Nationalists.
Failed economic negotiations and
state ownership of the Reserve
Mr Former President, your mandate
from the people was to ensure that
the values of the Freedom Charter
were implemented including
nationalisation of country’s assets.
Instead of nationalising the mines
you were meeting regularly with
Harry Oppenheimer, former
chairman of the mining giants
Anglo-American and De Beers, the
economic symbols of apartheid
Shortly after the 1994 election, you
even submitted the ANC’s
economic program to Oppenheimer
for approval and made several key
revisions to address his concerns,
as well as those of other top
industrialists. Shame on you for
selling out of minerals and land to
The outcomes of those meetings
were that you could have the
political power but the gold and
diamonds would remain in the
hands of the individuals that
controlled it before. Have you
forgotten what the Freedom Charter
One of the most revealing aspects
of the economic transition was the
ownership of the Reserve Bank of
South Africa . Arguably the most
powerful institution in the country,
its fate was explained by Durban
businessman Vishnu Padaychee;
asked to draft a document for the
negotiating team on the on the
pro’s and con’s of having an
autonomous central bank, run with
total autonomy from the elected
government. Padayachee could not
believe what he was hearing. He
and his team drafted and submitted
the document with a clear policy of
not allowing the Reserve Bank to be
He was later told by the negotiating
team that, “We had to give that one
The bank is privately owned and
today has some 650 shareholders.
Why did you let go of the Reserve
Bank and let the imperialist whites
take control of it Mandela?
During the negotiations you agreed
that not only would the Reserve
Bank be run as an autonomous
entity within the South African
state, with its independence
enshrined in the SA constitution,
but it would be headed by the same
man who ran it under apartheid,
Chris Stals. Another Apartheid era
figure, finance minister Derek
Keyes, also retained his position in
the new administration. Mandela
how could you allow the people
who oppressed us to be in charge
of the Reserve Bank?
Padayachee lamented that with the
loss of the Reserve Bank,
“everything would be lost in terms
of economic transformation”. This
is indeed true; everything was lost
when YOU handed over the Reserve
Bank!!!!! One of the Freedom
Charter pledges is the redistribution
of land; this became highly
constrained with a new clause in
the constitution which protected all
Failed rainbow-nation coated myth
You have been preaching this
rainbow-nation myth to the world
that does not exist but only exists
in your head. Reconciliation has
meant nothing but black people
`forgiving’ whites for 300+ years of
dispossession, humiliation and
suffering. I experience pain every
time a white South African – at the
shop; in a bar; on the Talk Radio
702 or online forums – says that
“ We need to forget the past, get
over it.” It is like they are saying to
us `forget your pain’. And that from
someone who benefited at your
expense! We have suffered racial
abuse and our abusers are among
You and Desmond Tutu’s rainbow
myth glossed over this pain – much
to the relief of whites. Whites fail to
acknowledge our pain and
suffering – and their position as
beneficiaries of our pain. But you
were overly concerned with not
rocking the boat as far as whites
were concerned. That is why you
are the subject of a personality cult
in the white community than the
Whites in this country believe that
you are the only honourable black
person while the rest of us blacks
are corrupt, criminals, rapists,
drunkards and uneducated
The FREE & FAIR environment
post-94 is another rainbow-coated
myth. Black people are not free
(unless you describe freedom as
being able to vote and not having
to carry ID’s 24/7). We are not
FREE and very little is fair! All
thanks to you Mandela.
The current state
Are you aware that blacks remain
landless, underfed, houseless,
under- employed, badly
represented in senior managerial
positions? The state of healthcare
and education for black people
remains as it was, if not worse
than, under apartheid.
Vestiges of apartheid and colonial
economic patterns, ownership and
control remain intact despite the
attainment of political freedom by
you. Are you aware that political
freedom without economic
emancipation is meaningless?
The unemployment crisis is also
defined along racial lines due to the
fact that in the third quarter of
2010, 29.80% of blacks were
officially unemployed, compared
with 22.30% of coloureds, 8.60% of
Asians and only 5.10% of whites.
About 12 million of the population
lives on less than R2.50 per day,
whilst 16 million South Africans
receive social grants.
In terms of racial distribution of per
capita income, African and
coloured income levels in 2008
were still only 13% and 22%
respectively of white per capita
income, compared to 10.9% and
19.3% in 1993. The income gap for
Indians has narrowed, with Indian
per capita income in 2008 standing
at 60% of those of whites as against
42% in 1993.
In 1995, median per capita
expenditure among Africans was
R333 a month compared to whites
at R3 443 a month. In 2008,
median expenditure per capita for
Africans was R454 a month
compared to whites at R5 668 a
month. Source: [Leibbrandt, M. et
al. (2010), “Trends in South
African Income Distribution and
Poverty since the Fall of
The economy has failed to create
jobs at the pace necessary to
reduce extremely high
unemployment, and the education
system has failed to ensure that
equalised public spending on
schooling translates into improved
education for poor black children.
The democracy has not brought
what was promised, you as former
president of the ANC and of the
country is responsible for that
Mr Former President what you have
done for black people is that you
have laid the final brick by selling
out on the struggle to achieve your
dream of political victory. Your
dream which has become our worst
nightmare as black people.
You sold us as black nation for a
“Noble Peace Prize” and that is the
reason for the service delivery
demonstration and the lack of
service delivery. Our Constitution
hailed as the best in the world
favours the Caucasians while it
oppresses the Africans. Thanks for
nothing Mandela. You understood
the Kempton Park negotiations as a
sell-out solution to rescue white
capital and for the few in power,
and that such a democracy would
continue the suffering of the black
I have a problem with people giving
“Messianic status to Madiba” like
a black Jesus when we all know
that you have failed the black
When I started out this letter I told
you about my grandma who died
before she could vote for you. Well,
I am glad that she never voted for
you as she would have voted for a
traitor. What you have done is
simply continued where the
apartheid government left us off
and dug the holes of poverty and
Before you leave this earth I would
like you to take responsibility and
apologise for your actions and
what you did to black people. You
sold our land to the imperialists, if
you fail to apologise before you die
it simply means you are an
accomplice to them.
When you eventually die and meet
the likes of Dr Hendrink Verwoerd
and P.W. Botha may you have
good time with them and laugh at
how blacks continue to suffer. I
have nothing but hatred for what
you have done to us.
Signing out from the deep dark hell
hole of continued oppression you
put us in.
In brief, below is my final findings about
the two world celebrities and African
statesman, Nelson Mandela and Robert
President Robert Mugabe
Has been the President of Zimbabwe since
1980. He won the hearts of many after he
worked tirelessly to see a peaceful
atmosphere and good relations between
black and white Zimbabweans. All hell
broke loose in the early 80s when the so
called Gukurahundi Massacre swept over
the Matebeleland and Midlands Provinces
claiming nearly 20 000 lives. The
Massacre was reportedly carried out by
the North Korean 5th Brigade and
President Mugabe discribed the Massacre
as a moment of Madness. However the so
called democratic powerhouses went
silent on the matter. The massacre was
described by analyst as a sign continued
rift between the Ndebele and Shona
A darling of Britain and the world,
President Mugabe was envied by many,
receiving doctorate after doctorates from
learning institutions around the world. A
peace loving man, pan-Africanist and
revolutionary, President appeased the
people from the Matebeleland region by
signing the Unity accord with Joshua
Nkomo of PF Zapu, who then became
Vice President. Schools were built, roads
improved and over 200 000 people were
resettled on formerly white owned farms
President Mugabe’s continued political
dominance remained with little
competition from opposition parties up
until 1996. Relations with whites started
to sour with most of the democratic
champions fuming over the emergence of
human rights abuses with Mugabe saying
gays were worse than pigs. President
Mugabe remained a hero, mainly in rural
Zimbabwe as the urban populace were
smelling democracy from neighbouring
South Africa. Trouble erupted when
Britain refused to hounor its pledge of
funding the Land Reform Programme.
Black Zimbabweans who lived in dire
poverty and farmed on unfertile land were
protesting against over 4000 white
minority farmers who occupied vast
pieces of lands.
With an economic meltdown, President
Mugabe was loosing popularity after he
send troops to DRC to support freind
President Kabila. With the emergence of
the Democrats, in the likes of Prime
Minister Morgan Tsvangirayi, who won
the hearts of the urban populace,
President Mugabe was left with no choice,
he declared the fast track Land Reform
Programe in 2000. This strained relations
between Zimbabwe and the West. violence
and human rights abuses was now the
norm of the day with Zimbabwean
cricketers wearing black arm bands in
protest during the World Cup.
Although the Land Reform programe has
benefited poor black Zimbabweans, it has
reduced Zimbabwe from being the bread
basket of Africa to a constant beggar
riddled with poverty and corruption.
President Mugabe is now the pioneer of
racism, labelling colonialist at an chance
given. His Zanu-PF party is being held
responsible for the death of over 300
MDC supporters in the 2008 general
elections. President is gradually loosing
respected from global citizens, most of
whom refering him as a dictator. But
Zanu-PF functionaries and Non-Aligned
Movement leaders still believe President
Mugabe is an examplary leader who has
not bowed to Western sponsored anti-
African democratic practises.
@89 he owns vast businesses and
several farms, a presidential scholarship
programe and so many other
programmes which can match him to a
philanthropist. He will square off with PM
Morgan Tsvangirai in the next
On the contrary, his former South African
counterpart Nelson Mandela has a
different rating on the global arena. He is
reffered to as the father of democracy in
Mandela took over the South African after
fighting the Aparthaid regime in 1994. He
championed democracy, reconciliation
and peace till he stepped down just after
serving a single term. He worked on
democratic but people oriented
programmes. From economic to political
matters, Mandela made sure that every
South African was a benefactor. He was a
catalyst in world affairs, from Mummur
Gadafi to Canan Banana.
Having received over 250 awards, charity
organisations set after his name, a world
icon, Mandela was critised for letting
down mostly poverty stricken black South
Africans to appease white South Africans
and West Emprealists.
With most black Zimbabweans farming on
fertile land, some owning businesses and
holding major boardroom post as a result
of the much hated Mugabe’s polices.
Lastly, I want to wish Papa Nelson
Mandela a quick recovery. .
Facts about Kobia you did not know;
-Paul kobia alias paul illunga Ngoei
Also called Prezdaa, was born in 27 feb
-He was a priest in Tanzania, has a wife
and four children .
–He accompanied Uhuru to the Hague
-Takes care of 10 children in university ,
and 40 in primary and secondary.
Sonko, Jaguar are his friends .
-He has a missing finger on his left
hand , ”Rumor has it that it was
chopped off by a rival business man”.
-He is a billionaire .
-Has 4 licensed guns – one a browning
Pistol M 5353 serial Number 480921 .
TWO RIFFLES AND SHORT GUN .
Col Paul kobia kenyatta,
12:27 PM – 14 Dec 2014
33 RETWEETS 3 FAVORITES
-He killed a man by shooting him in
parklands limuru road – his name
Wanjohi Mugwanja 31yrs
-Geoffrey Thuku Kobia is his Son- Only
25 yrs of Age, Run for Nairobi Governor
seat , and gunnered 5,314 votes . under
He was named by UN as a smuggler of
Gold from Congo.
-Loves young models .
-Got taste for designer wear.
_ He got mixed up in politics of
intimidation leading to his beating by
the elite trained bodyguards of former
Prime minister Raila odinga.when he
came too close to the PM.
-He claims to be a very close friend to
President Uhuru Kenyatta
In the ongoing absence of firm evidence
about the fate of missing flight MH370,
the world’s conspiracy theorists have
weighed in with explanations of their own
for the disappearance of the Malaysia
The susbsequent crash of flight MH17,
shot down over eastern Ukraine, added to
speculation, while a lack of clarity from
Malaysian officials about the earlier
mystery allowed rumours to flourish.
Relatives of some passengers on board the
flight have offered a $3m reward for
information in the belief that details of the
investigation are being withheld from them.
Even the Malaysian opposition leader,
Anwar Ibrahim, has accused his country’s
government of holding back “missing bits of
information”, giving fuel to the conspiracy
theories. He asked how a country with “one
of the most sophisticated” radar systems in
the world could simply lose track of an
aeroplane. Similar doubts have been
expressed by the chief executive of
Emirates, Tim Clark.
Flight MH17 conspiracy theories
A poll conducted by CNN in the summer
found that one in ten Americans believe
that “space aliens, time travellers or beings
from another dimension” were involved in
the plane’s disappearance.
The claim that investigators still can’t rule
out the possibility that Flight MH370 landed
rather than crashed has also reignited the
debate: according to the CNN poll, 21 per
cent of people believe that at least some
people from the flight survived.
The Australian-led search operation is now
looking for the plane along the so-called
“seventh arc”, a remote area of the
southern Indian Ocean.
But far away from the scene of the search,
on the internet’s more excitable fringes,
individuals have been working on theories
of their own to plug the information gaps.
Here are some of the best (and weirdest):
Life insurance scam
In March last year, Malaysian police
refused to rule out the possibility that the
entire incident may have been a
complicated insurance scam.
“Maybe somebody on the flight has bought a
huge sum of insurance, who wants family
to gain from it or somebody who has owed
somebody so much money, you know, we
are looking at all possibilities,” said Tan
Sri Khalid Abu Bakar Malaysia’s Inspector-
General of Police.
Authorities said that they would consider
all possible motives, no matter how
unlikely they seemed, and would investigate
all passengers and crew for any sign of
“We are looking very closely at the video
footage taken at the KLIA (Kuala Lumpur
International Airport),” he added. “We are
studying the behavioural pattern of all the
China and Edward Snowden
Reddit user Dark_Spectre has a theory that
links the disappearance of MH370 with
Edward Snowden’s revelations about the
extent of US surveillance.
The theory is based on the fact that the
flight was carrying 20 employees of
Freescale Semiconductor – a company
which may have worked with the NSA to
develop surveillance technology, according
to Snowden’s documents.
Dark_Spectre writes: “We have the
American IBM Technical Storage Executive
for Malaysia, a man working in mass
storage aggregation for the company
implicated by the Snowden papers for
providing their services to assist the
National Security Agency in surveilling the
Chinese. And now this bunch of US chip
guys working for a global leader in
embedded processing solutions (embedded
smart phone tech and defence contracting)
all together… on a plane… and disappeared.
The Reddit sleuth suggests that the apparent
disappearance of flight MH370 may actually
have been the result of an audacious
attempt by China to capture a group of
private contractors who helped the NSA to
conduct spy operations against them.
“Honestly, what would 200 lives be to the
Chinese intelligence community for the
opportunity to find out exactly the depth
and scope of our intrusion,” Dark_Spectre
Hijacked by Afghans
The missing Boeing 777 was hijacked and
flown to a small village in Afghanistan,
according to a Russian newspaper.
A military source reportedly told the
Moskovsky Komsomolets newspaper: “Flight
MH370 Malaysia Airlines missing on March
8 with 239 passengers was hijacked.
“Pilots are not guilty; the plane was
hijacked by unknown terrorists. We know
that the name of the terrorist who gave
instructions to pilots is ‘Hitch’. The plane is
in Afghanistan not far from Kandahar near
the border with Pakistan.”
Others have elaborated on the theory,
suggesting that passengers have been divided
into seven groups and are living in mud
huts with almost no food.
MH370 and MH17 were in fact the same
One theory that has gained traction over the
summer is the suggestion that the airliner
that crashed in a field in Ukraine was in
fact the lost flight MH370, not the scheduled
flight MH17 from Amsterdam to Kuala
According to the theory, proposed by a
number of sites, including
humansarefree.com , MH370 was hijacked
and forced to land safely in an undisclosed
location. Some believers say that the plane
was taken to the US military base Diego
Garcia – believed to be within range of
where the MH370 disappeared – and then
deliberately crashed near Donetsk by US
agents months later in a “false flag”
operation designed to discredit Russia.
Subsequent world events have played into
the theorists’ hands, as a number of
countries accused Russia of providing
military support to Ukrainian separatists –
including Buk missile launchers capable of
shooting down planes at high altitudes. The
EU and US subsequently tightened their
sanctions on Moscow.
To support their argument, some
commentators, such as Opob News, point to
the fact that wreckage found
in Ukraine seems to have a different
configuration of windows to the actual
MH17, and that a Malaysian flag on the side
of the fuselage is not in the right place.
Others have suggested that these pictures
Five per cent of Americans surveyed by
Reason.com believe that the plane was
abducted by aliens. Some bloggers have
pointed to a number of recent UFO sightings
in Malaysia as evidence for extraterrestrial
intervention. Alexandra Bruce, from
Forbidden Knowledge TV , “proves” the
involvement of aliens with her analysis of
radar data. She claims that footage posted
on YouTube shows the presence of
something that “can only be termed a UFO”
in the skies over Malaysia. Of course, that
means something that is “unidentified”
rather than aliens.
A 9/11-style false-flag hijack mission
No conspiracy is complete without Israeli
involvement, and MH370 is no exception.
According to this theory, Israeli agents
planned to crash the Malaysia Airways
plane into a building, as in the September
11 attacks, and then blame the atrocity on
Iran. Proponents point to the quick
identification of two Iranian nationals
travelling on forged passports, and claims
that CCTV images released of the pair had
been doctored. More extravagantly, some
have claimed that a Malaysia Airways
Boeing 777 identical to the one that went
missing “had been stored in a hangar in Tel
Aviv since November 2013″.
There have been weekly protests by the
Patriotic Europeans against the Islamisation
of the West (Pegida) since October.
A record 18,000 people turned out on Monday
at one rally in Dresden.
But counter demonstrations have sprung up
and the group has been condemned by senior
Thousands of people are marching in Berlin,
Cologne, Dresden and Stuttgart.
In Berlin, police said that some 5,000 counter-
demonstrators blocked hundreds of Pegida
supporters from marching along their planned
A total of 22,000 anti-Pegida demonstrators
rallied in Stuttgart, Muenster and Hamburg,
according to the DPS news agency.
But in Dresden, police said that 18,000 people
turned up for just one anti-immigration rally.
The counter-demonstration attracted 3,000
In Cologne, the authorities switched off the
lights of the city’s cathedral as a way of
telling Pegida supporters they are supporting
“We don’t think of it as a protest, but we
would like to make the many conservative
Christians [who support Pegida] think about
what they are doing,” the dean of the
cathedral, Norbert Feldhoff, told the BBC.
Only about 250 Pegida supporters showed up
in Cologne, compared to thousands of
Much of the city centre was also plunged into
darkness as lights were switched off at major
buildings and bridges across the Rhine,
according to the news agency DPA.
In Dresden, carmaker Volkswagen said it was
also keeping its manufacturing plant dark to
show that the company “stands for an open,
free and democratic society.”
German Chancellor Angela Merkel attacked the
movement in her new year speech, saying its
leaders have “prejudice, coldness, even hatred
in their hearts”.
Pegida organiser Kathrin Oertel responded in a
speech at the rally in Dresden. She said that
there was “political repression” in Germany
“Or how would you see it when we are insulted
or called racists or Nazis openly by all the
political mainstream parties and media for
our justified criticism of Germany’s asylum
seeker policies and the non-existent
A poll of just over 1,000 people carried out by
Germany’s Stern magazine found one in eight
Germans would join an anti-Islam march if
Pegida organised one near their home.
Germany receives more refugees and asylum
seekers than any other EU country. Many of
those have come from war-torn Syria.
The Daboia is often found in agricultural
regions, which is problematic as many
encounters with humans are unavoidable.
The Russel’s Viper or Daboia russelii is
responsible for a high morbidity (symptoms
indicating Russel’s viper bite) and fatalities.
One of the drawbacks of its bites is that it
potentially causes acute renal failure. Full
recovery from bites from a Russel’s Viper is
rare, as the kidney’s are severely damaged by
the snake’s venom.
Its venom also acts as a hemorrhagic toxin
causing bleeding, usually starting from the
gums. Another common symptom is the
paralysis of muscles in the neck, also known
as the broken neck syndrome.
Although there is only one species, species
from different geographic regions have venom
slightly different in nature and effect.
Therefore, antivenin effective in India may not
be that efficient in Sri Lanka or Ceylon; luckily,
personnel at many hospitals know this